I'M ON VACATION, DON'T TALK TO ME HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I crave my afternoon dose of caffeine like a individual depends on oxygen. Honestly, the thought of starting my day without it makes me anxiety. Decaf doesn't concern much, as long as that bold flavor touches my tongue. It's not just a drink, it's fuel for my soul. I am an individual of habit, and that ritual is my c